England Probed in Anti-Corruption Investigation

The ICC’s Anti Corruption and Security Unit (ACSU) is today launching a major investigation into England for match fixing.

Head of operations for the ACSU today stated in a hastily called press conference “no team can be so inconsistent as to one day, defend a meagre total against South Africa or chase an imposing 338 against India, two of the tournament favourites. Then fail to defend a score of 300+ against Ireland or bowl out Bangladesh, a team so bad their own fans throw stones at them”

He also added “we are keeping an eye on Pakistan, we have put their recent performances through our corruptatron 3000 a specially designed robot we have developed and their consistency has been identified as highly irregular”

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